ATO wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:42 am
Do they enjoy a good tin of spam, gently fried and put on toast?
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I just visited Ukraine's latest tourist attraction, Chernobyl.
I give it four thumbs up!
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What flows through Ukraine and doesn't care about your feelings?
Crimea River
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Putin
It was in the news recently that Putin was visiting a school in Moscow to promote the nations power on the world wide stage.
The children were allowed to ask questions before lunch.
Little Alina speaks up and says to Putin...
“I have two questions”
“Why did Russia take Crimea?”
“And why are we sending troops to Ukraine?”
Putin responds
“Good questions”
but before he can say anything else the bell goes and the kids go for lunch.
When they come back to the classroom, there is room for more questions.
Natasha speaks up to Putin,
“I have four questions”
“Why did Russia take Crimea?”
“Why are we sending troops to Ukraine?”
“Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?”
“And where is Alina?”
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A Russian citizen is crossing the border into Ukraine and hands his passport to the customs officer.
The customs officer asks: "Name?"
The Russian replies: "Vladimir Krylov"
The customs officer continues: "Occupation?"
The Russian replies: "Not yet, just visiting."